Yesterday while driving north on I-75 to Gainesville, traffic suddenly stopped, and I found myself parked on the highway for nearly an hour. Fortunately, I had a professional entertainer directly behind me: "Uncle Luke" (Luther Campbell from the explicit Miami rap group 2 Live Crew) was trailing me in his tour bus, which was elaborately decorated with images of scantily-clad young black females of good breeding.
Strangely, a few white kids emerged from a nearby Ford Expedition with no license plate and eagerly approached the tour bus. There was a tomboyish girl about my age, a high-school-age girl, and a junior-high-age boy, but they did not look related and were not accompanied by any parents--which, coupled with their lack of license plate, made for a mysterious situation. Luke's entourage happily let them aboard the bus, and after some time the freckly, pubescent boy walked out with a nearly pornographic autographed photo of Uncle Luke and his harem of young black would-be divas. The girls also left with gift bags and such, plus smiles.
It's road scenes like these that make $3 gasoline worth every penny.
From Uncle Luke's website:
URBAN BOX OFFICE & LUTHER CAMPBELL Present UNCLE LUKE - MY LIFE & FREAKY TIMES
A three CD box set of Luther Campbell's freakiest exploits is in stores now. More Info
Uncle Luke is hitting the road! He's bringing the girls and the party to your city. Come on out and experience Uncle Luke's Life and Freaky Times!
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